Wasla Dar Lashkar

Mayne groyse shlekhtkayt

Kh'vil zaynen zayer a shlekhte maydl.

Haynt-bay-nakht hob ikh geredt mit mayn 'demon' Carol vegn undzer fraynd. (Kh'vel im azoy heysn az kh'vil nisht zayn nomen dertsayln!) Hot es onheybn vi geveyntlekh -- kh'hob ir gezet in der zal un mir hobn ge'flirted' a bissel. Hobn mir (oykh vi geveyntlekh!) geredt vegn metshelekh. Undzere mentshelekh. Zi hot shtark gevolt visn vegn Undzer Fraynd. (Ein mol, kh'muz dertsayln dir, er hot zi gezet in der kave-sho un gefregt vu bin ikh. Zi hot gezogt, 'Du bist ir /gut/ fraynd! Far vos veystu nisht?' Er is /shtark/ 'embarrassed' gevorn!)

Un hob ikh dertsayln vegn dos.

Ale mayne inyonim vegn dos. /Ale/.

Ober, dos is nisht der 'funny' zakh. /Dos/ is vos Ehsan hot gezogt geyendik in zal:

"Hey!"
"....It sounds like you had an interesting day."

Un hob ikh moyredike geshmaykhlt.

"And you didn't even hear the /really/ scandalous part!"

Efsher vet er, itst, vartn aroys fun mayn tsimmer hern vos iz der 'scandalous' zakh!

Posted by mpackman at April 4, 2005 02:39 AM | TrackBack